WARNING!! *SPOILERS* For first 3 books
Unfortunalty we're all out of bitter revenge, so it's tea or nothing.
"'We came to see Jace. Is he alright?'
'I don't know,' Magnus said. 'Does he normally just lie on the floor like that without moving?"
-Magnus and Clary
"'the cuckoo bird,' she said. 'You see, cuckoos are parasites. They lay their eggs in other birds' nests. When the egg hatches, the baby cuckoo pushes the other baby birds out of the nest. The poor parent birds work themselves to death trying to find enough food to feed the enormous cuckoo child who has murdered their babies and taken their places.'
'Enormous?' said Jace. 'Did you just call me fat?'
'It was an analogy.'
'I am not fat.'
-Jace and Inquistor
"'...in fact, don't touch any of my weapons without my permission.'
"Well, there goes my plan for selling them all on ebay," Clary muttered.
"Selling them on what?"
Clary smiled blandly at him, "A mythical place of great magical power.""
-Clary and Jace
"Is this the p